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You Can Put Your Eye Out That Way

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Mothers are full of little axioms they use to keep us in line, but I have to think, "You can put your eye out that way," has to be their favorite with "Stop it or you'll go blind" Law Malpractice in a close second.

Tim Bryce is a writer and management consultant located in Palm Pink Directory Florida.

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